February 2012
asdfghjkl;: 25 Napping Facts Every College Student... →
hopoffmygonads:
It makes you smarter
According to Dr. Matthew Walker of the University of California, napping for as little as one hour resets your short-term memory and helps you learn facts more easily after you wake up.
Abandon all-nighters
Foregoing sleep by cramming all night reduces your…
so pilots go to fucking sleep when i’m in the air??
I hate it when parents compare you to other... →
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Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
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The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
Tom Allon, You're Only Half Right →
whowatchesthenypd:
“The surveillance and random checking of American citizens is an extremely complex issue that cannot be reduced to a sound bite,” Allon said in a lengthy email. “‘Profiling’ is a loaded term that has somehow replaced ‘probable cause’ in law enforcement lexicon. We need to face realpolitik realities rather politically correct idealism. The people who attacked us 10 years ago...
hey ya'll, i'm going to be buying some chalk from...
anyone who wants to join my lonely ass is more than welcome.
When you see an actor on tv and you try to... →
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The funniest blog ever!!!
“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s...”
– Malcolm X (via warriorsrise)
